Ramzan me 5 se 7 Tak
Tamam larko ko hidyat ke jate hai
ke Ramzan Mubarak mein sham 5 se 7 tak
Apni mangeter/Janu ko SMS aur call na kere
kiyo ke aisa kerne se Pakore jal sakty hai
Aur apki Janu ko jootay be perh sakte hai 😛 😉 😀
Friday 13 May 2016
Sehri Se Pehle Ramdan SMS
Sehri Se Pehle
Agar aap sehri say pehlay
3 mirchain khalain
tu roza kam mirchain zayda lagay ge 😛 😉
Agar aap sehri say pehlay
3 mirchain khalain
tu roza kam mirchain zayda lagay ge 😛 😉
Question and Answer SMS 2016 Mein Kya Gift Do Gay
Question:
Ap Mujhe
2016 Mein Kya Gift Do Gay?
11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99
.
Reply Fast
Answer:
11 : New Mobile
22 : New Suite
33 : 500 ka Mobile Load
44 : 200 ka Load
55 : Bike
66 : Bohat Sa Piyar
77 : Apne Lover ka Name Batao
88 : Sachi Dosti
99 : Apni Pasand ka Gift
Ap Mujhe
2016 Mein Kya Gift Do Gay?
11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99
.
Reply Fast
Answer:
11 : New Mobile
22 : New Suite
33 : 500 ka Mobile Load
44 : 200 ka Load
55 : Bike
66 : Bohat Sa Piyar
77 : Apne Lover ka Name Batao
88 : Sachi Dosti
99 : Apni Pasand ka Gift
Ramzan Sms in urdu/hindi
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me Band nai huwe
Unki 4 Nishaniyan..
1- Hath me Mobile ho ga,
2- Angutha Buton pr hoga,
3- Msg Perh kr Hansy ga,
4- Phir Sochega k kisko Forward kerun...;-D
Unki 4 Nishaniyan..
1- Hath me Mobile ho ga,
2- Angutha Buton pr hoga,
3- Msg Perh kr Hansy ga,
4- Phir Sochega k kisko Forward kerun...;-D
Thursday 12 May 2016
Bheer itni tou na thi sad urdu poetry
Bheer itni tou na thi
shehar k bazaron mein..
Mujhe khone wale
tu ne kuch dair tou dhonda hota..!!
shehar k bazaron mein..
Mujhe khone wale
tu ne kuch dair tou dhonda hota..!!
Mudaton bad pucha us ne urdu sad poetry sms
Mudaton bad pucha us ne
ab kahan rehte ho..?
Main kaha
bus
apni okaat mein..!!
ab kahan rehte ho..?
Main kaha
bus
apni okaat mein..!!
Ba-shaoor or Ba-zameer log friendship sms
Ba-shaoor
or
Ba-zameer
logon k beech dosti ka rishta
khoon k rishte se kahin ziada
qareeb or gehra hota hai..!!
or
Ba-zameer
logon k beech dosti ka rishta
khoon k rishte se kahin ziada
qareeb or gehra hota hai..!!
Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi funny student sms
Student:
Hazaron ki qismat tere hath thi,
Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi
Teacher:
Ishq thora kam karta tou kya baat thi,
Books tou baita sari tere pas thi.. :P :D
Hazaron ki qismat tere hath thi,
Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi
Teacher:
Ishq thora kam karta tou kya baat thi,
Books tou baita sari tere pas thi.. :P :D
Tuesday 26 April 2016
Friendship makes people special Friendship SMS for Whatsapp
People are not special,
friendship make them special
so
the moral is
you were not special,
I made you special.. ;)
It's ok yar
Thanks ki zarurat nahi..
chalta hay :P
friendship make them special
so
the moral is
you were not special,
I made you special.. ;)
It's ok yar
Thanks ki zarurat nahi..
chalta hay :P
The Secret of Piety Islamic SMS for Ramdaan
The Secret of Piety as per Hassan Basri RA:
1. I understand my Rizq can't be taken
by anyone, so I'm contended.
2. I understand that no one else can do
deeds on my behalf, so I started doing
good deeds by myself.
3. I understand ALLAH Ta'ala is watching
me, so I feel ashamed to do wrong.
4. I understand death is waiting for me, so
I started to prepare for my meeting with
ALLAH Ta'ala.
'May ALLAH grant us that
understanding too'
Aameen
1. I understand my Rizq can't be taken
by anyone, so I'm contended.
2. I understand that no one else can do
deeds on my behalf, so I started doing
good deeds by myself.
3. I understand ALLAH Ta'ala is watching
me, so I feel ashamed to do wrong.
4. I understand death is waiting for me, so
I started to prepare for my meeting with
ALLAH Ta'ala.
'May ALLAH grant us that
understanding too'
Aameen
Summer Tip Funny SMS
Summer Tip:
Pani ki bottle fridge se nikalne k
baad bhar kar wapas rakh dein..
warna
ghar mein lecture Mobile se
shuru hoga
aur parhai tak jaega.. :D ;)
Pani ki bottle fridge se nikalne k
baad bhar kar wapas rakh dein..
warna
ghar mein lecture Mobile se
shuru hoga
aur parhai tak jaega.. :D ;)
Tired of Exams Studies Funny Student SMS
Dad entered son's room and found
him asleep on his books, tired
of exams studies..
walked closer to him, played with
his hair softly, sweetly
and
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.
slapped his face
and
said
"last comment on FB 1 minute ago.." :P :D
him asleep on his books, tired
of exams studies..
walked closer to him, played with
his hair softly, sweetly
and
.
.
.
slapped his face
and
said
"last comment on FB 1 minute ago.." :P :D
Saturday 23 April 2016
Mehak Mein Saray Haroof Dho Kar Islamic Poetry SMS for Ramdaan
Mehak Mein Saray Haroof Dho Kar,
Qalam Ko Mushk o Ambar Mein Dabo Kar
Sana-e-Rab-e-Hameel Likhon,
Taveel Tar Se Taveel Likhon
KAREEM Likhon,
RAHEEM Likhon
Usi ko Usi Ki Daleel Likhon
Kahan Nahi Tha Kahan Nahi Hai?
Mujhe Bata Wo Jahan Nahi Hai?
Azal Se Hai,
Ta'Abd Rahay Ga
Wo Aap Apni Sanad Rahay Ga
Wohi Tou Hai La'Shareek-o-Yakta,
Wo Sab Ka Khaliq
Sab Ka Aaqa,
RAHEEM-O-REHMAN Shiffaat Uski,
Bari Mukarram Hai Zaat Uski..!!
Qalam Ko Mushk o Ambar Mein Dabo Kar
Sana-e-Rab-e-Hameel Likhon,
Taveel Tar Se Taveel Likhon
KAREEM Likhon,
RAHEEM Likhon
Usi ko Usi Ki Daleel Likhon
Kahan Nahi Tha Kahan Nahi Hai?
Mujhe Bata Wo Jahan Nahi Hai?
Azal Se Hai,
Ta'Abd Rahay Ga
Wo Aap Apni Sanad Rahay Ga
Wohi Tou Hai La'Shareek-o-Yakta,
Wo Sab Ka Khaliq
Sab Ka Aaqa,
RAHEEM-O-REHMAN Shiffaat Uski,
Bari Mukarram Hai Zaat Uski..!!
Har naimat har khushi tumhari ho pray sms for mobile
Har naimat har khushi
tumhari ho
Mehat uthay wo manzar
jahan hansi tumhari ho
Koi lamha tumhara udaas
na ho
ALLAH kare jannat jesi
zindagi tumhari ho..!!
tumhari ho
Mehat uthay wo manzar
jahan hansi tumhari ho
Koi lamha tumhara udaas
na ho
ALLAH kare jannat jesi
zindagi tumhari ho..!!
Bahir Barish Ki Tik Tik Rainy Day SMS for Whatsapp
Bahir Barish Ki Tik Tik
Or
Andar dil ki dhak dhak
Ajeeb si sur ban rahi hai,
Mohabbat ki Mohabbat se..
Or
Andar dil ki dhak dhak
Ajeeb si sur ban rahi hai,
Mohabbat ki Mohabbat se..
School K Samne Bomb Funny Student SMS
Teacher: Agar Koi School K Samne
Bomb Rakh De Tou Tum Kya Karoge?
Student:
1-2 Mint Dekhengy,
Agar Koi Le Jata Hai Tou Theek,
Warna Staff Room Mein Rakh Denge.. ;) :P
Bomb Rakh De Tou Tum Kya Karoge?
Student:
1-2 Mint Dekhengy,
Agar Koi Le Jata Hai Tou Theek,
Warna Staff Room Mein Rakh Denge.. ;) :P
Mohabbat hai pur-lutaf sad Mobile SMS for Whatsapp
Ek had tak
Mohabbat hai pur-lutf..
Us had k baad,
be-had azziyat hai..!!
Mohabbat hai pur-lutf..
Us had k baad,
be-had azziyat hai..!!
Friday 22 April 2016
Start Your Day with Bismillah Good Morning SMS
If you start your day with
Bismillah,
guarantee you'll end it with
Alhamdulillah..""
Bismillah,
guarantee you'll end it with
Alhamdulillah..""
Love Letter by a Mathematician Funny Love SMS
Love Letter by a Mathematician
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in trigonometric
lane, there I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose, parabolic
chin and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular garden..
before seeing my heart was
a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude form your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made
a tangent to my heart, it integrated..
my love for you is a quadratic
equation with real roots..
Girl:
Lanat hai aise piyar pe jis k letter
samajhne k liye mujhe 2nd year
ka maths dobara parhna pare.. :P :D
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in trigonometric
lane, there I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose, parabolic
chin and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular garden..
before seeing my heart was
a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude form your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made
a tangent to my heart, it integrated..
my love for you is a quadratic
equation with real roots..
Girl:
Lanat hai aise piyar pe jis k letter
samajhne k liye mujhe 2nd year
ka maths dobara parhna pare.. :P :D
Class rooms are like Trains Funny Student SMS
Class rooms are like Trains..
The first two benches are
executive choaches reserved for
VIPs
the middle are general compartments
and
the last 2 are sleeper classes.. :P ;)
The first two benches are
executive choaches reserved for
VIPs
the middle are general compartments
and
the last 2 are sleeper classes.. :P ;)
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan Funny Political SMS
Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P
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Thursday 21 April 2016
Apki taleem kya hai Pappu SMS
Teacher:
Apki taleem kya hai..?
Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai k
taleem ek Zewar hai
or
Zewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P
Apki taleem kya hai..?
Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai k
taleem ek Zewar hai
or
Zewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P
Tension of Exam Funny Exam SMS
"During Exam"
Girls tension:Question out of syllabus na
aa jaye..
&
Boys tension:
.
.
.
.
.
Saala Roll Number 1st chair pe
na aa jaye.. :P :D
Girls tension:Question out of syllabus na
aa jaye..
&
Boys tension:
.
.
.
.
.
Saala Roll Number 1st chair pe
na aa jaye.. :P :D
Quality of my friends | Friendship SMS - Funny SMS
Quality of my friends
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Kuch bhi nahi
.
Waley nikamay
or
ek se barh kar ek bari film.. :P
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Kuch bhi nahi
.
Waley nikamay
or
ek se barh kar ek bari film.. :P
When there is a light Good Morning SMS
When there is a light around you,
and
everything seems bright
.
.
Phir chup kar k uth jao,
subha ho gayi hai,
har message mein philosophy
na dhondo.. :P ;)
and
everything seems bright
.
.
Phir chup kar k uth jao,
subha ho gayi hai,
har message mein philosophy
na dhondo.. :P ;)
Wednesday 20 April 2016
Na 3G Na 4G Funny SMS for Whatsapp
Na 3G Na 4G
waiting for that day
when
she will come and say
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Suniye G ;)
waiting for that day
when
she will come and say
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.
Suniye G ;)
Qarz Mohabbat Kay Sad Poetry SMS in Urdu
Hum ne utaar diye ab
sab qarz mohabbat k..
Hisaab hoga tou bus
tere diye howay zakhmon ka..!!
sab qarz mohabbat k..
Hisaab hoga tou bus
tere diye howay zakhmon ka..!!
Love letter and Exam Paper Funny Exam SMS for Whatsapp
Teacher:
What is the difference between
Love letter and Exam paper..?
Student:
Love:
Hazaron khayal, jinhe lafzon
mein nahi likh patay..
.
.
Exam:
Hazaron lafz likhne parte hain,
jo khayalon mein bhi nahi aatay.. :P
What is the difference between
Love letter and Exam paper..?
Student:
Love:
Hazaron khayal, jinhe lafzon
mein nahi likh patay..
.
.
Exam:
Hazaron lafz likhne parte hain,
jo khayalon mein bhi nahi aatay.. :P
Agar inki dua qubool hoti
1 Admi school teacher se:
Zara in bachon se mere karobaar
k liye dua karwa den..
Teacher:
Agar inki dua qubool hoti tou
aj main kisi qabristan mein hoti.. :P :D
Zara in bachon se mere karobaar
k liye dua karwa den..
Teacher:
Agar inki dua qubool hoti tou
aj main kisi qabristan mein hoti.. :P :D
Monday 18 April 2016
Can anyone tell me
Can anyone tell me..
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How to send an Enemy request
in Facebook..? ;) :P
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How to send an Enemy request
in Facebook..? ;) :P
Is garmi mein Ishq, Wafa
Is garmi mein
Ishq, Wafa, Waaday, Kaali Aankhein,
Naagin zulfain, Chaand sa chehra,
Gulabi rangat, Sab mil k bhi..
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.
.
Aik glass Lassi ka muqabla
nahi kar saktay.. ;)
Ishq, Wafa, Waaday, Kaali Aankhein,
Naagin zulfain, Chaand sa chehra,
Gulabi rangat, Sab mil k bhi..
.
.
.
.
.
Aik glass Lassi ka muqabla
nahi kar saktay.. ;)
Be-hadd Mohabbat K Badlay
Be-hadd Mohabbat K Badlay
Be-hadd nafrat detay hain yahan k log..
Chal RAB k darwazay pe chalte hain
Wahan aik aansu k badlay
khud KHUDA milta hai..!1
Be-hadd nafrat detay hain yahan k log..
Chal RAB k darwazay pe chalte hain
Wahan aik aansu k badlay
khud KHUDA milta hai..!1
Saturday 16 April 2016
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Marriage is like a restaurant
Marriage is like going to a restaurant,
selecting your own choice from the menu
&
then looking at neighbor's table thinking
.
.
I should have ordered that ..:P :D
I considered you as my best friend
A crab was once running on sea shore
and was admiring its beautiful footprints..
suddenly a huge wave splashed and
washed away the footprints..
The crab said to the wave:
I considered you as one of my
best friends, then what made you do this?
The wave replied:
A fisherman was following your
footprints that's why I cleared it off..
'Relationships mean caring
beyond imagination.'
value them and don't ever
doubt the intentions.
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