Tuesday 26 April 2016

Friendship makes people special Friendship SMS for Whatsapp

People are not special,
friendship make them special
so
the moral is
you were not special,
I made you special.. ;)
It's ok yar
Thanks ki zarurat nahi..
chalta hay :P

The Secret of Piety Islamic SMS for Ramdaan

The Secret of Piety as per Hassan Basri RA:

1. I understand my Rizq can't be taken
by anyone, so I'm contended.

2. I understand that no one else can do
deeds on my behalf, so I started doing
good deeds by myself.

3. I understand ALLAH Ta'ala  is watching
me, so I feel ashamed to do wrong.

4. I understand death is waiting for me, so
I started to prepare for my meeting with
ALLAH Ta'ala.

'May ALLAH grant us that
understanding too'
Aameen

Summer Tip Funny SMS

Summer Tip:

Pani ki bottle fridge se nikalne k
baad bhar kar wapas rakh dein..
warna
ghar mein lecture Mobile se
shuru hoga
aur parhai tak jaega.. :D ;)

Tired of Exams Studies Funny Student SMS

Dad entered son's room and found
him asleep on his books, tired
of exams studies..

walked closer to him, played with
his hair softly, sweetly
and
.
.
.
slapped his face
and
said
"last comment on FB 1 minute ago.." :P :D

Saturday 23 April 2016

Mehak Mein Saray Haroof Dho Kar Islamic Poetry SMS for Ramdaan

Mehak Mein Saray Haroof Dho Kar,
Qalam Ko Mushk o Ambar Mein Dabo Kar

Sana-e-Rab-e-Hameel Likhon,
Taveel Tar Se Taveel Likhon

KAREEM Likhon,
RAHEEM Likhon

Usi ko Usi Ki Daleel Likhon

Kahan Nahi Tha Kahan  Nahi Hai?
Mujhe Bata Wo Jahan Nahi Hai?

Azal Se Hai,
Ta'Abd Rahay Ga

Wo Aap Apni Sanad Rahay Ga

Wohi Tou Hai La'Shareek-o-Yakta,

Wo Sab Ka Khaliq
Sab Ka Aaqa,

RAHEEM-O-REHMAN Shiffaat Uski,
Bari Mukarram Hai Zaat Uski..!!

Har naimat har khushi tumhari ho pray sms for mobile

Har naimat har khushi
tumhari ho

Mehat uthay wo manzar
jahan hansi tumhari ho

Koi lamha tumhara udaas
na ho

ALLAH kare jannat jesi
zindagi tumhari ho..!!

Bahir Barish Ki Tik Tik Rainy Day SMS for Whatsapp

Bahir Barish Ki Tik Tik
Or
Andar dil ki dhak dhak

Ajeeb si sur ban rahi hai,
Mohabbat ki Mohabbat se..

School K Samne Bomb Funny Student SMS

Teacher: Agar Koi School K Samne
Bomb Rakh De Tou Tum Kya Karoge?

Student:
1-2 Mint Dekhengy,
Agar Koi Le Jata Hai Tou Theek,
Warna Staff Room Mein Rakh Denge.. ;) :P

Mohabbat hai pur-lutaf sad Mobile SMS for Whatsapp

Ek had tak
Mohabbat hai pur-lutf..

Us had k baad,
be-had azziyat hai..!!

Matlab parasti ya Masoomiat Sad Urdu Poetry SMS

"Matlab parasti thi ya Masoomiat
Khuda janay..
.
.
Maine kaha Mohabbat hai,
kehne laga kya matlab..?

Friday 22 April 2016

Start Your Day with Bismillah Good Morning SMS

If you start your day with
Bismillah,
guarantee you'll end it with
Alhamdulillah..""

Love Letter by a Mathematician Funny Love SMS

Love Letter by a Mathematician

My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in trigonometric
lane, there I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose, parabolic
chin and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular garden..
before seeing my heart was
a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude form your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made
a tangent to my heart, it integrated..
my love for you is a quadratic
equation with real roots..

Girl:
Lanat hai aise piyar pe jis k letter
samajhne k liye mujhe 2nd year
ka maths dobara parhna pare.. :P :D

Class rooms are like Trains Funny Student SMS

Class rooms are like Trains..
The first two benches are
executive choaches reserved for
VIPs
the middle are general compartments
and
the last 2 are sleeper classes.. :P ;)

Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan Funny Political SMS

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
.
.
.
.
.
Lo btao
.
.
.
.
Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Ye Weham Sad Poetry in Urdu

Ye Weham sa kion Laa'haq hai..?
.
.
K woh
mujh bin udaas ho ga..!!

Thursday 21 April 2016

Apki taleem kya hai Pappu SMS

Teacher:
Apki taleem kya hai..?

Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai k
taleem ek Zewar hai
or
Zewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P


Wo Mujhe Youn Chahiye Romantic Urdu Poetry

Wo Mujhe Youn Chahiye..
..-..
..-..
Jese Logon ko Sukoon Chahiye.

Tension of Exam Funny Exam SMS

"During Exam"

Girls tension:Question out of syllabus na
aa jaye..

&

Boys tension:
.
.
.
.
.
Saala Roll Number 1st chair pe
na aa jaye.. :P :D


Quality of my friends | Friendship SMS - Funny SMS

Quality of my friends
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kuch bhi nahi
.
Waley nikamay
or
ek se barh kar ek bari film.. :P

When there is a light Good Morning SMS

When there is a light around you,
and
everything seems bright
.
.
Phir chup kar k uth jao,
subha ho gayi hai,
har message mein philosophy
na dhondo.. :P ;)

Wednesday 20 April 2016

Na 3G Na 4G Funny SMS for Whatsapp

Na 3G Na 4G
waiting for that day
when
she will come and say
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Suniye G ;)

Qarz Mohabbat Kay Sad Poetry SMS in Urdu

Hum ne utaar diye ab
sab qarz mohabbat k..

Hisaab hoga tou bus
tere diye howay zakhmon ka..!!

Love letter and Exam Paper Funny Exam SMS for Whatsapp

Teacher:
What is the difference between
Love letter and Exam paper..?

Student:
Love:
Hazaron khayal, jinhe lafzon
mein nahi likh patay..

.
.
Exam:
Hazaron lafz likhne parte hain,
jo khayalon mein bhi nahi aatay.. :P

Agar inki dua qubool hoti

1 Admi school teacher se:
Zara in bachon se mere karobaar
k liye dua karwa den..

Teacher:
Agar inki dua qubool hoti tou
aj main kisi qabristan mein hoti.. :P :D

Monday 18 April 2016

Can anyone tell me

Can anyone tell me..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
How to send an Enemy request
in Facebook..? ;) :P

Is garmi mein Ishq, Wafa

Is garmi mein
Ishq, Wafa, Waaday, Kaali Aankhein,
Naagin zulfain, Chaand sa chehra,
Gulabi rangat, Sab mil k bhi..
.
.
.
.
.
Aik glass Lassi ka muqabla
nahi kar saktay.. ;)

Be-hadd Mohabbat K Badlay

Be-hadd Mohabbat K Badlay
Be-hadd nafrat detay hain yahan k log..

Chal RAB k darwazay pe chalte hain
Wahan aik aansu k badlay
khud KHUDA milta hai..!1

Saturday 16 April 2016

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Marriage is like a restaurant

Marriage is like going to a restaurant,
selecting your own choice from the menu
&
then looking at neighbor's table thinking
.
.
I should have ordered that ..:P :D

I considered you as my best friend

A crab was once running on sea shore
and was admiring its beautiful footprints..
suddenly a huge wave splashed and
washed away the footprints..

The crab said to the wave:
I considered you as one of  my
best friends, then what made you do this?

The wave replied:
A fisherman was following your
footprints that's why I cleared it off..

'Relationships mean caring
beyond imagination.'
value them and don't ever
doubt the intentions.